The greatest Irish joke in the history of the world...

I thought of this when I was in Ireland and all my Irish friends claim it's not funny but they're just jealous because not only did an Australian come up with the greatest Irish joke in the history of the world, but I also managed to learn a word in their screwy language...

"So I was down at Dublin Castle there the other day and I bumped into your man Bertie Ahearn. I was carrying a bottle of water and I spilled it down the front of his shirt. "Ah jays howrya, Bernie," I quipped. "I guess now we can have a wet Taoiseach competition."

Ba-da boom tish! It's even funnier if you do it in an Irish accent...